November 2009
87 posts
I got my report card today =]
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
Religion: 95- Doing very well. A pleasure to have in class English: 92- Progressing satisfactorily. Shows creativity Algebra 2/Trig.: 84- Has shown improvement. A pleasure to have in class Physics: 80- Progressing satisfactorily. Conscientious and cooperative APUSH- 87- Conscientious and cooperative. Mature and responsible Computers: 97- Exellent work so far. A...
My favorite Sim just died D=
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
I’m crying =[
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to...
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smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
I Knew I Loved...
My mom just asked me for money so she could buy...
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
Not cool man, not cool…
I feel so bad for Anthony Weiner
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
Especially when they talk about him on the news and call him Congressman Weiner. Congressman Weiner. Weiner. WEINER. -_____-
I don't know why this made me so happy
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
So, my drama teacher is a bitch, and a few weeks ago she told me that I didn’t work hard enough so I wouldn’t get a bio in the program for the show. But the other day, she was like “Brittany, you’ve worked hard enough and now you deserve a bio.” So yay. That made me kind of happy. It kind of makes up for the fact that I’m not in the play (but not really, I’m still...
I like pretending to be scene and adding scene...
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
I do it strictly for the lulz. It is highly amusing to me =]
Oh hell yeah. I did my APUSH homework all on my...
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
I feel so accomplished. You should all be proud of me <3
Formspring =]
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
Who art thou? (Optional): it is thee, Natalie (: What’s on your mind?: I think you should add my myspace, because you’re pretty cool and make me laugh a lot on Tumblr (: Aw, thank you =] I’ll totally add you, but I’m just warning you about how “scene” my profile may become in the future. But I just do that for the lulz, really.
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I don't really fit in on Tumblr.
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
Oh well…
ROFL
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
Stranger: DEMILOVATO69 You: I’m Smitty Werben Jaegermann Jensen Stranger: hmmmm. You: indeed You: lol wut Stranger: I’ve met my oppnent You: orly? Stranger: Ready to duel? You: indeed Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU RED EYE WHITE DRAGON You: I CHOOSE…. You: THE GAME Stranger: Ohh your good.. Stranger: Really good. Stranger: You win this match You: mwahahaha Stranger: I hope...
I want to write a story, but I feel so uninspired.
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
I mean, I am inspired to write something… I just don’t know what to write about =[
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
IT WAS HIS HAT,...
Speaking of Barack Obama, I invited him to see my...
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
Yeah, when we were doing a mailing, I was like “LET’S SEND A POSTER TO THE WHITE HOUSE”. We actually sent it. I would die if he came, or if he at least acknowledged us.
Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are...
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
It’s so sad that I just found this out -___- But omg, it’s kind of awkward because of their characters on Dexter. And now I’m really jealous of her.
Half the people I listed in that last post...
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I know some of them do. But whatever. I’M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW MY LOVE TO THOSE WHO DO NOT CARE -___-
My top 23 favorite people on Tumblr
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
I felt so bad while I was making this list. I only wanted 23 people because that’s my favorite number. JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU EVEN SEE THIS LIST, I LOVE YOU. Just because you’re not on it, doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re amazing. You’re all amazing <3
alonewiththesunrise *annahinks brokensound deadasleaves decompose gracecarrr *halfpastforever *harpoonman...
Would I even be on anyone's list of favorite...
smittywerbenjaegermannjensen:
I know I’ve been on a few so far… And some people have told me that they think I’m awesome… But, idk. I would feel weird if you were on my list and you don’t even like me, lol. lol jk, I don’t really care. I like people anyway
I can't stop playing Sims 3!
greenleavesofsummer:
It’s distracting me from Tumblr D=
My friend has swine flu
greenleavesofsummer:
She says its karma for making fun of her ex-boyfriend who is Mexican -___- She warned me that I was next because I always make fun of my ex-friend who is just a pig.
Tonight for dinner: CANDY
greenleavesofsummer:
Yay!
Stop asking "Are you okay?"
greenleavesofsummer:
The more I get asked that, the less okay I become. Srsly.
About 80% of the time when people ask me if I'm...
greenleavesofsummer:
My friends think I’m sad all the time, apparently. And it’s so annoying. I’m actually happy most of the time =]
Would is be so horrible if I went out with a 9th...
greenleavesofsummer:
He says that he kind of likes me, but he has a girlfriend right now. But maybe in the future… I dunno. He’s in ninth grade, and I’m in eleventh. Would that make me totally lame? Lol, probably…
I feel bad when I have to hang up on people BUT...
greenleavesofsummer:
I CAN’T MISS THE OFFICE!!
I stayed home from school today
greenleavesofsummer:
Lol, because I overslept. It was nice to get extra sleep =]
Today for breakfast: CANDY
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When I'm mad, I tell people that I'm going to kick...
greenleavesofsummer:
Though in reality, I’m pretty sure I’m too short to actually kick someone in the face =[
I love hugs =D
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I feel like I'm the only girl who doesn't wear...
greenleavesofsummer:
It’s not because I’m lazy. I’m just comfortable enough with the way I look to not wear makeup.
THE MAN WHO CAME IN MY MOUTH. OMG I CAN'T BREATHE.
greenleavesofsummer:
Michelle: My Sim is writing a trashy novel. Michelle: Called “The Man Who Came Too Much” Me: I thought that said ‘THE MAN WHO CAME IN MY MOUTH’
I feel so weird when I find out that people who...
greenleavesofsummer:
I’m 5’3” and I weigh 120 pounds. It’s not bad, but it’s awkward when people who are taller than me weigh less…
Story of my life...
greenleavesofsummer:
I become friends with a guy. He starts to like me. I realize that he likes me, and I become confused about how I feel about him. He sees that I like someone else, and he mentions it to me. I don’t want to make the guy feel like I’m leading him on, so I tell him the truth about how I feel about the other guy. The guy gets jealous and angry and never talks to me again. This...
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUNNY TODAY?
greenleavesofsummer:
WUT IS DIS I DNT EVEN
MY TUMBLARITY IS BELOW 1,000 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN...
greenleavesofsummer:
LOL. OH WELL. I’M JUST LAUGHING IT OFF.